Sunday, April 17, 2011

shut up

when i eat beef
i can't help but think of your face
the ugliness i feel in my gut
only comes up
when i think of you
after i eat beef

otherwise i am happy
and you don't enter my fucking mind
i think of cool shit
that makes me feel okay
your face doesn't enter my mind
i reserve it for my own private hell

i ponder
what that fucking means
but who gives a shit
because if i don't eat beef
it is a non-issue
(it is probably related to malnutrition though)

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

One Night In Pangkok

Is stupid bullshit
I will shit on your tongue's tongue.
It tastes like caca.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

oh my god blogs look so dumb

haha, if you stumble upon this blog you're probably really lonely.  wow.

just wow. blogs look so stupid.  if this doesn't make sense to you then give yourself a round of applause.

congrats.  you have no dignity.

sometimes things are stupid

sometimes things are stupid
you lousy piece of shit
you are probably a dipshit
big fucking deal
so am I
wanna buy me a car?
didn't think so
quit crying
your brain is fucked
hooray!